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I've got teeth like tectonic plates,
and a mouth that covers the eastern hemisphere.

Cranberry juice spews like lies from the mouth of this universe.
A boy made of hand-knitted scarves and Charlie brown specials says hello.
I'm not serious about this, but I feel strongly that I should write even when I'm not feeling it to improve my writing. ~
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deceptivecalm Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I love it; only you can create metaphors with such class
conformityphobe Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011
Thank you so much~
I love your signature. <3 So much.
deceptivecalm Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome my dear
And thank you, one of my favourite lines
conformityphobe Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
My dear? You make us sound like secret lovers.~
Please direct me to wherever I can find this line in it's original context. Pwease?
deceptivecalm Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Truly "secret" lovers indeed where one or both parties are unaware of the agreement.
Alas, "my dear" is simply an annoying title I give away quite easily.
Nonetheless, I must admit that your artistic uniqueness does exert a certain magnetism upon me.

It's the last line of "Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock
conformityphobe Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
This statement proves true, seeing as I am very unaware of any such agreement.
I also use it freely. Mostly because I find it less demeaning than other terminology(i.e.-"baby").
If you were my type, I would fall in love with you.~

Why am I rendered incapable to read your lovely signature? It is quite depressing. Such a beautiful line should be advertised.~
deceptivecalm Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
"honey" or "hun" is the most detestable to me.

Hate to ask, but exactly what is your type? I'm relatively sure I no longer have a type.

I'm unsure why glitches seem to take away beauty. And thank you for being the first person to comment on my signature, I'm quite proud of my quotational abilities.
conformityphobe Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011
After being in relationships with complete and utter pussies, I have a whole list of nicknames that should be banned from use. Including "baby", "sweetheart", "honey", "dear", "kitty cat", and the vomit-inducing "cutesicle".

Hm. It's sort of hard to explain that to someone who doesn't actually know me. I'm extremely picky, and have never actually liked anyone that I've dated. Sadly enough though, I am a pushover to people's feelings. I'd have to say witty, loves 80s alternative music, poetic, happy, cute personality, has a set of balls, blunt, dedicated, doesn't care what people think, and crazy.

Sorry for the monologue, but what did you expect? I'm a ranter.
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Kit-Kat-Tik-Tak Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That wasn't suppose to go on here, on your profile is where it was suppose to venture off to, but here: This is beautiful, I love the way you write. I always picture Morgan Freeman saying your majestically crafted phrases out of maccorni and cheese boxes (cause their the equlient somehow) in his penguin voice and then static comes on and he starts to sing 'Barbie Girl'
conformityphobe Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
<3 awww, sunshine!!!! I love you so much! You're such a cutiepie! I'm glad you like my writing~ hey, that could be mentioned in the interview!!!
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